Wednesday, September 12, 2012
Granda Roams and Then Follows His Nose
Stravagating
Lower Sackville's streets—walking past homes on the crescents northeast of
First Lake, striding west by businesses on the Evangeline Trail and then
following his nose to Beaver Bank Road and Sackville
Downs, Granda—his quadriceps still as sturdy as girders—smelled
equines and leather and heard the thunder of hooves. "I knew I was home
then, Sonny, " he told Seamus. "I knew I was home."
Saturday, September 8, 2012
Jocose and Joue un tour avec Benoit
Most
hockey teams have a chief prankster—a jocose teammate who cuts a rookie's tie while sleeping on the bus or saws a stick blade of someone who's in a scoring slump—and Benoit fit that bill for the St. Andrews
Beaverbrooks.
Labels:
Beaverbrooks,
Benoit,
Fictional Account,
French,
hockey
Location:
St Andrews, NB, Canada
Saturday, September 1, 2012
Benoit, Seamus, and the Breakneck Steps
Benoit and Seamus would awake at dawn, jog to
Vieux-Québec,
and then conclude their pre-training camp workouts by sprinting
down and then up the Breakneck Steps of Petit Champlain—before les rues would inspissate with tourists.
Sunday, August 26, 2012
Sedulous: A Penchant for Pursuit
When Jean-Pierre Giguère—most respected for his sedulous
forechecking—scored the game-winner, his teammates hooted with delight and
thrust their arms toward the rink's rafters, domicile of the hockey gods.
Saturday, August 25, 2012
Belauded: Much Ado About Mediocrity
The belauded St. Andrews Beaverbrooks, resting on the laurels of early-season success, have lost six straight games and now coast toward mediocrity in the Atlantic Hockey League.
Thursday, August 23, 2012
Dundrearies and Duh Playoffs
Benoit, the team captain and comedian, stood on his dressing
room chair and issued his annual mandate: "Men, we need to play more like
a team—no one here padding your stats, eh?—so we will all complement our
playoff beards with dundrearies.
"Dungarees?" a rookie, unaccustomed to Benoit's
French accent, asked.
"Non, you
oaf," Benoit replied and then glanced at his best friend, a smirking Seamus J. O'Sheehan.
"DUNN-drear--ease," Benoit repeated as he drew imaginary lines from his large
ears to his jaw bones. "We let our side-uh-burns grow wild, eh?"Sunday, August 19, 2012
Lodestar: Guidance from the Galaxy
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